Okay, SP on the Stage Again

Is anyone else embarassed for her? I admit, I wasn't too sympathetic through the SNL skits and diastrous interviews, but now, it is just too painful to watch.
Sara Palin is turning out to be that party guest who just won't go home.

Sara Palin unleashed free to show people who she is and all of that, but jeez, she has no new material. Every sentence is rehashed from her campaign speeches. But the lowest point was with Greeta Van Susteren of Fox, an obvious fan, was struggling to find something to talk about. As the conversation drifted to dinner menus and what she watched on TV. There was nothing else to do but notice that she looked so over dressed and unnatural in the kitchen in her black dress and pearl earrings. We all know the Palin household is more relaxed than that. We saw the little girl fix the infants hair by spitting on her hand and then rubbing it on his head. (Can we all say---Yeck!). That's not a sign of June Cleaver, so why try to pull a fast one with the pearls in the kitchen?

Her favorite show seems to be Discovery Channels "Deadliest Catch.", a show about working commercial fishermen. Perhaps she longingly enjoys seeing men who actually work, because her husband is back to scanning Monster. com, as he has been for several years.

But don't mistake my acerbic wit for glee. No, this is a painful slow train wreck and I'm squirming for her. She's like that pretty girl at the frat party who walks in with every guy wanting her, and every girl jealous of her, until--one drink to many then she dances on the bar, or throws up or something and from that tragic moment on--she becomes a joke, an outcast, and she is the only one who doesn't know it.

But her peers do. On their faces you could see that the Republican Governors' Association meeting was hijacked by SP. She had Governors stand behind her while she had a 3 question press conference. I encourage you to look at the tape a see the Governors in the background and ask yourself, "Do they want to be there?" "Did they know that this was what was going to happen?"

Ouch. Please republicans, find yourself again. This is hard, too hard for all of us. Time to break away from Palin and get a new face, Bobby Jindal, Mitch Daniels. Someone, anyone please.

Housewarming Gift for Sarah Palin

I think that Sarah Palin needs some sort of reward. After all that palin’ around with McCain, all that travelin’ and all that shoppin’ She needs a reward. Something to welcome her home back up there in Alaska. What kind of
"Welcome Home" gift would be good? She needs a dog, you betcha, a dog!

What says “I am home to stay” more than getting a dog? Dogs are a symbol of domesticity and stability. After all, isn’t that what President Elect Obama is doing. He is moving the family to a new house in a new town, and getting a dog. A dog is the finishing touch to any family portrait, it says we are stable, we are planted, we are home to stay.

Sarah needs a dog. After two months of being fodder of late night comedians, of being openly resented by her handlers, grilled and shot down by conservative commentators after all of that, what did she accomplish? An inevitable Emmy for Tina Fey. We can all agree Sara has had a bad trip. So what better to welcome her home than with a cute bouncy ball of fur, a dog?

So I hope she gets a dog, just to let her know she is home and safe and she doesn’t have to ever leave again. A dog would be her buddy. It wouldn’t care that she thinks that Africa is a country and South Africa is the lower area, kind of like Dixie to the USA. No, a dog doesn’t need knowledge or intelligence to be happy, it just needs to be winked at and loved. Let’s skip the obvious joke that she should get a Pit Bull and call it Lipstick, although Sara would probably would want to call it Catie. I just want Sara to go home, kick around a bit, toss a stick, in the direction of Russia, to her furry buddy and feel so much at home that she will never, ever, ever, leave again.